Be vewwy quiet. . . YAY!

Sorry for the delay between postings, but if you can imagine, my 'Rent has been well behaved for the majority of the month and no one has said anything incredibly stupid. Bizarre meter is only hitting one or two on the WTF scale, so really, not much to report.

We do have a doctor's visit this afternoon. (The 'Rent that is)..... So who knows, we might have some HILARITY to update later.

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